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Joke of the Day
"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."
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"I never question my sanity, I'm afraid it will answer back."
"i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew."
"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."
"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
"*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back ""Detective, what are u doing?"" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation"
"What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime"