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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"

"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"Why did the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."

"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."

"what do you call a fat guy telling all his friends that hes gay for the first time? coming out of the pantry! i dunno if this is the kinda stuff you guys like, but i had to share it with someone."

"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."