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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher Oops wrong sub."
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"I'm always good at figuring out who dies first in a movie but sometimes directors fuck with me by casting too many black people..."
"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"
"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."
"ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One."
"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"
"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."
"Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant."
"When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!"