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Joke of the Day

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment"

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"

"No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me."

"Sports Hockey has the Blues. Football has the Browns. Baseball has the Reds. What does basketball have? l l l l l The Blacks."

"I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook."

"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"

"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."