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Joke of the Day

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"

"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"A snake met an elephant one day and laughed 'Look at you, you have a dick on your face!' The elephant replied, 'Better than you, your face is on your dick!'"

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"

"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."