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Joke of the Day

"Korean response to Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China They look delicious.....I mean cute."

"Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here."

"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."

"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."

"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"

"A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it."

"A Gnome and A Reindeer take a picture together What is it called when a gnome and a reindeer take an instant picture of themselves - A S-ELF-IE POLE-ROID"

"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."

"I'm listening to U2 acapella recordings. Just needed to take The Edge off"

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."