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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my absolute fakest when I'm wishing people happy birthday on Facebook."
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"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Cuz u JUST CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE? Cop: I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT WE STARTED FIGHTIN FOOOR For speeding."
"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"
"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"
"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"
"I never wanna ""touch base"" with anyone, I type it in emails to sound business-y."
"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."
"My girlfriend told me her head hurt. I said, ""No it doesn't, I really enjoy it."""
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"
"Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained this bird to injure passersby. Me: Ridiculous! O: The pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary."