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Joke of the Day

"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."

"Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners."

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"

"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."

"I just leaped over a 3ft tall dog gate with the skill and grace of an olympian to get a snack from microwave. *Adds track star to resume*"

"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."

"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."

"What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !"

"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."