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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"

"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."

"Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder."

"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."

"Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?"