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Joke of the Day
"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."
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"""I know, right?!!"" Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed. Lesson learned."
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"
"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."
"[Mary Magdalene, in bed with someone else after Jesus dies] Him: You said his name again."
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people ""Happy Birthday,"" ever."
"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"
"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."