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Joke of the Day

"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"Do fish get thirsty?"

"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."

"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"

"What do you call an overweight hobbit's belly? His Middle Girth"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."

"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"