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Joke of the Day

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z KAI!"

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""

"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""

"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."

"A joke agnostics can enjoy"

"Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born? Me: No, this is her husband."

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."