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Joke of the Day
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"
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"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*"
"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."
"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"
"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""
"People think I have really bad road rage. In reality I'm just really horny."
"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"