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Joke of the Day

"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."

"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"

"A friend of mine told me he gets terrible stage fright... ...I thought he was taking the piss but he really wasn't."

"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"

"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."

"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."