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Joke of the Day

"Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture."

"My social life."

"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."

"I just smashed into a Smart Car... It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine."

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!"

"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""

"Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things"

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."