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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."

"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""

"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"

"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? He was out standing in his field."

"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"

"What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif"""

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"