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Joke of the Day
"You didn't like it. I was gunna tell u a joke about my time machine"
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"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
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"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""
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"How to equally divide a cake among five people with only three cuts Slice three people with your knife and ask the last, ""Do you also want a piece?"""