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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"
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"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."
"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."
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"The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race..."
"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"
"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."
"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you have a bad memory."" Me: ""I said that?"""