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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."

"Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . ."

"My fridge should be called Kraft... cos it's full of sliced singles, individually wrapped in plastic."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference? System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia"

"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"I'm hungry for pancakes AND vague racism. Aunt Jemima, it is!"