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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the shooting at the school for blind, deaf mutes? It was truly a senseless tragedy."

"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."

"""You've got this,"" I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD."

"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."

"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."

"I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today... But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve."

"Q: How do you milk sheep? .... .... .... A: With iPhone accessories."

"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"

"Why aren't orphans laughing? Because jokes aren't apparent."

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"