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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't orphans laughing? Because jokes aren't apparent."

"Hate when you wake up & think it's the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."

"My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, ""That's cool, Robbie!"""

"What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it? H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside."

"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."

"What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver? The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green"

"Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose."

"What's the similarity between women and dogshit? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... Steve Jobs proved this one wrong."