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Joke of the Day
"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"
Next Joke
"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"
"Kids React [removed]"
"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."
"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car"