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Joke of the Day
"What do you call hardcore backpacking? I don't know, but it's fucking in tents!"
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"My interviewer kept getting annoyed at me... ...when I kept responding to each question with the same question - only in a really sarcastic way. Apparently, I don't know what a ""mock interview"" means."
"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."
"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."
"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"
"A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass. ""What in the world is this?"" The bartender says, ""Central Park."""
"Did you know that Erwin Schrodinger's funeral was closed casket? He was buried (|Dead> + |Alive>) / sqrt(2)"
"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."
"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"
"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."