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Joke of the Day

"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."

"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"

"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"

"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."