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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"
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"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"
"When it comes to making Pokemon puns you could say I'm Machamp"
"If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? A boat."
"When someone tries to argue with me I'm like ""hey pal let me stop you right there"" and then physically turn them around to face someone else"
"On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green."
"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
"POOL FOR DJS Q: Why can't DJs play pool? A: They always scratch."
"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"