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Joke of the Day

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

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"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."
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"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."
"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."
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"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."
"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""
"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"