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Joke of the Day
"Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles? To the lo mein menu"
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"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."
"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear."
"What do you call a canine that lives at the beach? A hot dog."
"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."
"My wife does a HILARIOUS John Goodman impression. Doesn't hurt that she looks exactly like him."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"