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Joke of the Day

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."

"[ during sex ] Can we make a food baby? I'm hungry."

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"420 is a gateway holiday to harder, more serious holidays."

"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."

"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"

"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""