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Joke of the Day

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"A young blonde, leaving home for a one week visit to New York, was told by her mother to put on clean socks every day. By the end of the week she couldn't get her shoes on."

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"A joke about mods [deleted]"

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"sure I could capitalize letters or add a period at the end of this sentence but honestly who has the time or energy"

"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."