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Joke of the Day

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"Angela Merkel got sad when she heard that she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize after taking in so many Syrian refugees So I offered her a tissue "

"The 2016 presidential race Nuff said."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"

"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."

"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"

"My girlfriend told me to go out and bring back something that made her look sexy. I came home drunk."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."