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Joke of the Day
"I recently started using a few drugs I draw the line at using cocaine though"
Next Joke
"How do you get a musician off of your porch? You pay for the pizza."
"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"
"I used to have dreams... then I became an insomniac"
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
"There's a fat man in a schoolyard. A mother approaches him and asks: ""Are you waiting for a child?"" So he replies: ""No, I'm just fat"""