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Joke of the Day

"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."

"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."

"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"

"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."

"There is 1 type of person in the world 0. Those that program 1. Those that don't 2. NullPointerException"

"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."

"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"

"Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt."

"Nerd joke of the week If Frodo is a Hobbit, are 8 Frodos a Hobbyte?"

"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."