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Joke of the Day

"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."

"Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet Asian people will come at night and fix it"

"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."

"Woke up 4 times to pee last night And each time only a little came out, my night of sleep was piss-poor"

"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."

"[NSFW] What did the farmer say when he got caught watching porn? Amishamed of myself."

"What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran."

"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."