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"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."
"My neighbors have really overgrown trees in their yard and keep their curtains down all the time I think that's pretty shady"
"So I went around to a friends house... And on his mantle was a bronze statue of an animal butt. When I asked him about it he said it was a catastrophe."
"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."
"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."
"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."