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Joke of the Day

"I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it. The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse."

"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."

"What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody? Public storage."

"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."

"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"

"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."

"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"

"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."