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Joke of the Day

"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"

"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"

"A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail"

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."

"Me: do you love me? Siri: I'm only your assistance. Me: if you don't, I will jump off a bridge. Siri:there are two bridges near you."

"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."

"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"

"reckon the clouds look down and say, ''look! that one is shaped like an idiot?''"

"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."