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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody? Public storage."

"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."

"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."

"I've been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions'. I've reached position 176 and apparently from now on I'm going to need a woman."

"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."

"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."