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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"
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"How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours."
"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good."
"Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall."
"What did the chicken say after laying an egg? ""Oeuf!"""
"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"
"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today."