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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]"

"What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!"

"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"

"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."

"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"

"No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast."

"[Request] Some computer jokes."

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."

"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."