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Joke of the Day

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."

"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor....almost."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."

"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."

"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"

"So /r/news and /r/The_Donald walk into a bar... [removed]"