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Joke of the Day
"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."
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"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."
"What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy."
"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"My Saturday was going pretty well... Until I realised it was Sunday"
"My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is"
"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"
"[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with? ME: a kiss? B: don't do that"
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"
"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""