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Joke of the Day

"So /r/news and /r/The_Donald walk into a bar... [removed]"

"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"

"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"

"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"

"In capitalist America! Bank robs you!!"

"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"