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Joke of the Day
"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."
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"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information."
"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"
"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."
"How did the depressed man get around town? Moped"
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
"GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"
"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."