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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."

"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""

"Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead."

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

"Popcorn What did baby corn asked mummy corn? Where's popcorn."

"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"

"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."

"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."

"Whats the difference between a zombie and baby? A zombie may eat your brains, but a baby kills your dreams."