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Joke of the Day
"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."
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"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
"Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator? ""No, how does it work?"" ""Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."""
"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""
"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."
"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"
"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."
"My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, ""werewolf."""
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"
"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"