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"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"
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"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and his bigotry."
"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."
"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"
"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."
"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."
"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."
"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."