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"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"
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"When it comes to music..... Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out of those kids."
"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"ME: these gummy bears are delicious WIFE: those are daily vitamins ME: *holding the couch over my head with one arm* I can't find the remote"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off."
"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."
"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""