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Joke of the Day

"[Starbucks intercom] ""Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."""

"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"

"Did you hear about the hamster who died? He fell asleep at the wheel"

"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."

"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."

"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"

"What is programmers' favorite wine? [yellow tail]"

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"