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Joke of the Day

"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."

"Mathematics works in mysterious ways...[possibly a joke just for UK redditors] 2x2= 4 1x1= 1 0x0= a small brown cube you put in a casserole."

"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."

"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"

"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."

"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."

"What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli"

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"