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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"
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"[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go"
"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."
"Why is it when you take a break from Twitter everyone assumes you're happy and in love... Maybe I was in jail."
"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."
"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"
"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."
"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."
"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."