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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"

"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"Good looks are a bonus, humour is a must."

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."

"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."