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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."

"Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore."

"Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad"

"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"

"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."

"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."

"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"What do you call an old snowman? Water."

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given."