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Joke of the Day
"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."
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"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."
"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"
"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"
"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"
"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"
"What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on"