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Joke of the Day

"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."

"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."

"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."

"Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."